ZeldaQueen: After our opening chapter of fucking nothing at all, we open with Shannon berating herself for being creeped out. So yeah, this chapter is just directly continuing from the first. I see PC Cast plays as fast and loose with chapter breaks as James Patterson does.
( Dear Lord, Shannon's Judgemental! Zoey, Eat Your Heart Out! )

ZeldaQueen: So in the last chapter, Zoey was marked as a vampire and… not much else happened, really. She just whined a lot and made fun of people we didn’t know and never would. This is going to be a pattern. Ready for the next chapter, Ruin?

Ruin: In a masochistic sort of way, yes. Let us spork.
( Poor Zoey's Mom... )

ZeldaQueen: In which we get the calm before the storm

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ZeldaQueen: In which the plot continues to rip off New Moon

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ZeldaQueen: In which we get several sources of conflict, and they are all pointless. Also, Marcie is a whore

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ZeldaQueen: In which this book starts to emulate a Stephen King novel

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ZeldaQueen: Hello everyone! I'm dedicating today's sporking to Prince William and Kate Middleton. I know it's a bit late, but I'd figured what better way to honor their happy union than spork a very nasty, royal Sue?

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ZeldaQueen: In case you are all wondering, yes it only gets sillier

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ZeldaQueen: Alright, is everyone ready? Me neither. Let's dive right in!

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ZeldaQueen: Right then, after that first dose of fail, let's continue

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